in a jiffy
1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.
2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.
3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.
4.) To summon…
largo-haha am i even playing
adagio-thanks for giving me time to play these 32nd notes
andante-(does ANYTHING have this marking??? I haven’t seen it in forever)
moderato-i can work with this. no panic.
allegretto-(starting to sweat)
presto-no no no nONONONONO
prestissimo- time-space has started to warp. the instrument has entered a worm hole. reality is disintegrating
someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe
PROTECT CUTE BOYS WHO MAKE BAD PUNS AT ALL COSTS
this was what I needed today
*holds your hand*
ha ha how’d that get there