Throw your babies
spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

laheyist:

walkingdeadites asked: game grumps or achievement hunter

gay update: still gay

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon…

anotherpianist:

tempo markings:

largo-haha am i even playing

adagio-thanks for giving me time to play these 32nd notes

andante-(does ANYTHING have this marking??? I haven’t seen it in forever)

moderato-i can work with this. no panic.

allegretto-(starting to sweat)

allegro-fuck

presto-no no no nONONONONO

prestissimo- time-space has started to warp. the instrument has entered a worm hole. reality is disintegrating

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

thecrimsonalchemist:

PROTECT CUTE BOYS WHO MAKE BAD PUNS AT ALL COSTS

 - and I farted
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youjustgotfaced:

this was what I needed today

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor